I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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