problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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