I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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