We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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