playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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