Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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