Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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