Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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