your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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