Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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