Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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