We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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