i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
i now understand why vodka
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
