So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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