That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
