So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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