idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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