If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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