Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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