Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Every concussion has its silver lining
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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