That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
