suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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