I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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