No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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