Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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