dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Farmville is her only friend.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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