I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
handjob tips. give me some.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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