Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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