i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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