he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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