Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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