even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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