just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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