I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Randomize
