Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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