wakey wakey hands off snakey
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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