Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
