Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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