told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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