no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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