i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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