On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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