i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Houston, we have a blender
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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