i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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