He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
