So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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