My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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