just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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