she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
