i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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