So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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