Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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