Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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